i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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