I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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