Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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