im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So. Much. Porn.
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