i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
A bitchslap is in order.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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