Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
