you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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