No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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