Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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