He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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