we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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