oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Randomize
