If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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