You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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