We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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