this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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