Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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