I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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