This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
