Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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