Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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