Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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