2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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