How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
