Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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