you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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