i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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