I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I love you.
Bad choice
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