Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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