My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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