My nipple is on Facebook.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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