I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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