Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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