hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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