You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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