Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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