Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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