i just google imaged poop.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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