Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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