so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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