I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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