Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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