Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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