What a fucking waste of an outfit
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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