I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
