if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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