My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
