bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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