Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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