Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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