3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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