I hate your face
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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