your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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